i promise i'm funny

michaelgclifford:

im gay for pay

actually im gay for free but if you want to pay me like im not gonna say no

ultrafacts:

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derknochenbrecher:

NO

YOU GET RIGHT BACK HERE GHASTLY BESPOKE AND YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE

NOW YOUNG MAN

3fandom5u:

Skulduggery Pleasant au where everything is the same except in book 6 after a certain secret is revealed, Valkyrie says “Skulduggery Pleasant, you are a vile, vile man” and Skulduggery says “That’s the point!

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

alright-thats-it:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

will never not reblog.

(Source: collegehumor)

precumming:

nakomisdedmon:

precumming:

goodnight guys don’t forget to change ur underwear every single day

don’t force your beliefs on me

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING UNDERWEAR

(Source: precumming)

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

(Source: catasters)

(Source: chairfacechippendale)

morningmusume:

"video games cause people to develop violent behaviors" yeah thats why playing pokemon made me steal the neighborhood pets and endlessly breed them in hopes of one coming out colored weird

ecto-plasm:

charmsandpandas:

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

wetbreadforever:

Having (sort of) completed the game, I decided to give out some awards to its colourful cast. I’m sure this has been done before but screw you, I did my best.