i promise i'm funny

feaqu:

i was listening to 8tracks in the car and a fucking vocaloid song came on and the person in the car beside me looked over and nodded and thats when i realized that weeaboos are real. weeaboos exist in real life and they will nod at you when vocaloids begin blasting from your bigass jeep in recognition of your fellow weeability.

precumming:

Wtf…

sixpenceee:

Just recently heard of the Great Horror Campout, and boy it sounds great. 

As said by the website

The Great Horror Campout is a 12-hour, overnight, interactive Horror camping adventure. Campers can choose their level of engagement by their choice of activities and tent zone. It can be an extreme horror adventure or a more mild horror adventure. It’s completely up to the camper.

There are different levels, and campers can choose whichever

  • Tent Zone/Camping out (High Startle)
  • Yellow Tent Zone (Chicken Zone)
  • “Hell Hunt” (Interactive, Highly Immersive Terror)
  • Speed Bumps (Interactive, Highly Immersive Terror)
  • Crowd Surges (Interactive, Highly Immersive Terror)
  • Horror Movies (Chicken Zone)
  • Bonfire (High Startle)
  • Fringe Areas/Bathrooms/Mess Hall (High Startle)

It may include total darkness, water spray and splash, uneven surfaces, steps up and down, strobe lighting, latex, narrow tunnels, crouch spaces which require you to bend down while walking, sudden loud noises, live scareactors, fog and scent effects which are all intended to startle and frighten you.

It is not for anyone under 18 and is not recommended for people with heart or back problems, pregnant women, people prone to seizures or anyone who has an affliction that is made worse by fear, anxiety or flashing lights.

VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE

(Source: kuudoh)

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

diaemyung:

Free! x Pokemon (Click the images for larger size).

Story of Haruka and Feebas 

Haruka met Feebas when he was young. He finally evolved when Haru is Grade 12, but he was too big to stay at home. In the end, Haru decided to let him live in the sea. Milotic was very sad that he can’t stay with Haru and take a bath with him life before. So Haru stopped by sea everyday to see him. 

lazyenigma:

so as some of you may know i recently reached 3000 followers and tbh that’s really cool so i’m gonna give away some shit to say thank you

UP FOR GRABS

  • toothless plush made with nooby-banana's wooooonderful pattern
  • drifloon plush

PRIZES

  • aight so we’re gonna be having two winners here
  • 1st place gets the choice between the toothless and the ‘loon (tough decision lmao) and probably a cheeky printed postcard featuring a drawing of their fav character (check my art tag for an idea of what that’ll look like!)
  • 2nd place gets whatever 1st place didn’t want lmfao

RULES

  • you have to be following me! if you’re going to unfollow as soon as the giveaway is over pls don’t enter bc that sucks tbh
  • reblogs and likes count do w/e you want tbh
  • no giveaway blogs (are those even a thing who knows let’s just be safe)
  • you have to write in the tags of your reblog “kelly is gnarly” bc i’m gnarly tbh
  • (you don’t actually have to do that)
  • winners will be chosen with a random number generator or something
  • i’ll ship anywhere in the world probably but if you live in the UK myself and my bank account will love you eternally

DEADLINE - AUGUST 1ST!

standwithpalestine:

@StandWPalestine@benabyad 

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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boiskull:

your new outfit deserves a medal

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spineisadiamond:

doctorbullets:

ghost-sphincter:

atomau:

neverland-avenue:

hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET

I got tears in my eyes from the cuteness. Idk why, but cute baby animals make me want to cry. Not sad tears, though.

'ah' sounds like they all found something theyre looking for and they just 'ah, there it is'

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs